Not that I’m saying I would recommend dog loving over a committed, monogamous relationship with a human being but as far as health as concerned, you should be okay. As long as your dog is clean though and as long as you clean up after the fact, it is safe. With that said, there are scores of bacterial infections you should be concerned about. When it comes to one night stands or sex outside committed relationships (or even within committed relationships depending on the parties involved), there is really no such thing as completely safe sex and many common STDs can be contracted even with the use of protection and, of course, pregnancy is always a concern as well for fertile women. You can’t get pregnant, as we’ve discussed but you also aren’t going to be able to contract many of the common sexually transmitted diseases you might get if you had sex with a stranger. In some ways – and this is not me saying I agree with this particular practice – sex with your dog is safer than sex with a person or at least sex with a stranger. It you’re trying to conceive, you might be better off hitting up a sperm bank. You and Fido? Completely different stadiums entirely – different leagues too. In other words, even though the zebra and the horse are playing for different teams, they’re at least playing at the same field. They’re all members of the same species group unlike you and your four legged friends. What is the big difference between you and your dog and any of the above unconventional couplings? That one’s easy too.
Feline DNA is only compatible with feline DNA. When a life is created, that life is basically one set of DNA combining with another set of DNA. It’s really only logical when you think about it. A feline cannot get a canine pregnant and nothing other than a human being can get a human being pregnant. It was all for naught though as a canine cannot get a feline pregnant. We had a dog once upon a time that enjoyed trying to, shall we say, impregnate, our cat. Following this same line of thought, a human male is also not able to get a dog pregnant, despite what Family Guy would have you believe. A canine female is only able to get pregnant using sperm from a canine male. A human female is only able to get pregnant using sperm from a human male. It just goes against the rules of nature. Basically though, members of different species are not able to procreate. The reason you are unable to get pregnant with your dog is very complicated and scientific which therefore means the finer points are entirely lost on me. It’s time to look at other potential fathers because even if you’ve been getting it on with Rover regularly, there has to be some other explanation for the baby in your belly because Rover does not have the right seed to grow a life inside you. Let’s even go as far as to say you’ve taken a pregnancy test and it’s come back positive. To a lot of people, the idea of getting pregnant with a dog is confusing and disturbing for many, many reasons but let’s say you’re not one of those people and you really think you may be pregnant. No, you cannot get pregnant from your dog. Let me put this one to rest very quickly though because it’s actually pretty simple. There are a lot of people out there asking this question and I’m going to just go ahead and assume that is because they’re curious and not because they’re concerned there may be some sort of hybrid bun in their oven.